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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 04:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Can red light therapy improve blood circulation?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Why are people with borderline personality disorder so capable of ripping someone apart with their words?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Eum labore eaque vel aspernatur magnam modi rem.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Wanda Sykes delivers epic 26-minute acceptance speech, mentions every other winner at event and speaks up for trans people - CNN

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Woman banned for life from cruise after 'breaking rule' she shared on social media - LADbible

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Everyone loved it.

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is field marketing a permanent job in a particular company?

No, not a chance

No go.

Apple's Terminal App Gets Colorful Redesign in macOS Tahoe - MacRumors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do you suck men's dicks?

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics